Cake-una Matata (Please sing to the tune of Hakuna Matata.)

Cake!
What a wonderful phrase!
Cake!
Ain’t no passing craze! It means no worries!
For the rest of your days!
It’s our problem-free philosophy!
Cake!

Anyhoo, I have been thinking a lot about cake (which you could probably tell). What is the best amount of frosting, what is the best flavor, kind of cake, topping, etc.?

Though these questions are hard, I have come up with answers to all of them. Please note that these are opinions, and you can choose to love whichever cake you want. (Even if your opinion is wrong.)😜

Question: What is the best amount of frosting?

Answer: Not SO much that the cake tastes like a cake-flavored toothpaste slime ball, but not SO little that it tastes bare.

Question: What is the best flavor of cake?

Answer: Yellow. There IS a difference between YELLOW and VANILLA cake.

If you click THIS LINK, you can read about the differences between yellow, white, and vanilla cake.

Question: What is the best kind of cake?

Answer: Ice Cream Cake and Pound Cake.

Question: What is the best cake topping? (e.g., sprinkles, chocolate chips, toenails, etc.)

Answer: Sprinkles and MINI chocolate chips. TOGETHER. IT’S A TOPPING TORNADO!

Honestly, the only reason I’m talking about this is because I am SERIOUSLY craving pound cake. I have craving-pound-cake-itis.

In other, COMPLETELY unrelated news:

I have compiled a list of some of my FAVORITE words just for you!

Okay! Word #1:

Oxter. This word is a funny outdated term for armpit.

Word #2:

Bumfuzzle. This word means to confuse or perplex.

Word #3:

Tittynope. Yes. It. Is. A. Word. A Tittynope is a tiny EENSY WEENSY bit of leftovers. As in, the few drops of water in the glass, the last grain of rice in the rice container, or the powder from the crushed cereal at the bottom of the cereal box.

And finally, my pride and joy, Word #4:

WELP! Don’t look at me like that! It IS a word! (I looked it up.)

I usually say welp when I am filling in an awkward silence, or subtly agreeing with someone.

Okay, ’nuff said about words. Let’s talk Actor Of The Week.

Chelsea Peretti!

Chelsea is one of my FAVORITE comedians. My favorite role of hers is Gina Linetti on Brooklyn Nine-Nine

If you haven’t seen Brooklyn Nine-Nine. PLEASE watch it soon. Here is the trailer:

If I still haven’t convinced you, I will get down on the floor and BEG.

Chelsea Peretti has also been in Big Mouth, Spinster, New Girl, Gravity Falls, Game Night, and more! No, more isn’t a film, I’m just saying that there is other stuff she has been in. Check out all her other roles here!

Finally, I would like to share one of my favorite (I have a lot of favorites) SNL Skits!

Thanks for reading!

-Grace