I KNOW RIGHT! Your entire life has probably been a lie! You have either been saying CAR-MEL or CARE-UH-MEL, and only one of them is the CORRECT word for the chewy candy that everyone knows and loves. (Unless you have braces, like me, and envy the people that CAN have caramel.)
Are you ready? This next sentence is about to CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
The proper way to pronounce it is…
Caramel!
Wait, let me be more specific…Care-UH-mel.
CAR-mel is the name of the place in California, as in Carmel, California.
All of the secrets of the universe have been unlocked! You are now the secret keeper of the caramel pronunciation!!! Good for you! Bravo!
In other news, I don’t have very much exciting news. Though I haven’t posted in a while (sorry about that), nothing interesting has come up.
Let’s check the basics to make sure I haven’t missed anything.
Birthdays? Nope. (At least none that I know of other than Angelina Jolie.)
Holidays? National Cheese Day, but I refuse to dedicate part of a blog post to cheese.
Um…Any life changing events? Well, I got my first vaccine a little while back! (No, this time it isn’t an April Fool’s Day joke.) I was SUPER lucky, and only had a sore arm and a headache.
I guess that isn’t really LIFE CHANGING. Let’s talk about something else. Ooh! Ooh! Yesterday I was abducted by interdimensional cocktail umbrell-wait, sorry. I promised that I wouldn’t tell any humans about their plan to make earth spontaneously combust tomorrow, if they let me off their ship. Nevermind! Let’s talk about something else!
Oh I know! Dying! As in, if you watch this SNL Skit, you will DIE of LAUGHTER!
Seriously though, when you are done watching the skit, please take a second to appreciate the accuracy of the contentt. You might be laughing right now (or scrolling down to get to the SNL Skit because I am droning ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON and you just want to watch the freaking SNL Skit but you can’t because I am droning ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND-sorry, that joke was cruel. I’ll let you watch it now.
Also, spur of the moment decision, YOU GET TO SEE ANOTHER SNL SKIT! Wow. I am just SO generous. If you could fill a pair of really comfortable XXXXXXXXSL pajama pants with generosity, that is how much generosity I have. (EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA SUPREMELY LARGE, in case you were wondering.)
Finally, the moment you’ve all been waiting for…(or at least have been waiting for since I started this sentence)…Actor Of The Week!
TJ Miller!
TJ Miller is an Actor, Comedian, Producer, and Writer. He has been in some of my favorite films and tv shows including Gravity Falls as Robbie, Deadpool as Weasel, The Emoji Movie as Gene, all of the How To Train Your Dragon movies as Tuffnut. He also plays i-R0k (I rock) in Ready Player One. Check out everything else he has been in with THIS LINK.
You can check out the trailer for Ready Player One here:
That’s all for now!
-Grace