Almost a week ago, I learned that I have 2 EXTRA bones (growth plates) in my feet. I am “extra”. The condition is called Accessory Navicular. And if you are wondering, yes, it DID take more than one try to get that spelled right. One of the growth plates got mad at me and became a bit inflamed and was painful to walk in. Now, I have to wear a boot for the next 3 weeks so that the bone gets unflamed, deflamed, I seriously don’t know. Yay, is what I would say if the boot wasn’t making me sweat more than a kid does when their parent says PLAYDATE in front of someone cool. This is the picture of the boot:
SO. MUCH. VELCRO.
In other news, let’s jump to the SNL skit! This skit is one of THE ALL TIME MOST HYSTERICAL AND AMAZING TRAILER PARODIES THAT I HAVE SEEN. EVER. IN THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE WORLD! Therefore, I present the SNL skit with THE ALL TIME MOST HYSTERICAL AND AMAZING TRAILER PARODY THAT I HAVE SEEN. EVER. IN THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE WORLD AWARD! Give ’em a hand folks!
I give you…The Grouch!
AND NOW! THE ALL NEW ONE-NIGHT-ONLY GAME SHOW! LET’S GUESS WHAT THIS DRAWING MADE BY A 3-YEAR-OLD IS OF!
And let’s introduce our contestant! I give you…
You!
On with the show! What is this drawing of?
Tick tick tick, time’s up! What’s your guess? WRONG! It’s a full out marker war! This drawing depicts the bloody and gory death of simple marker folk!
And now for round two!
Tick tick tick, time’s up! What do YOU think it is? CORRECT! It is a mother spiraling into chaos as her mental state totally deteriorates while she is making cupcakes for her son’s Covid-safe birthday party!
And finally, round three!
Tick tick tick, time’s up! What is your final answer? Did you say it was a rendition of The Starry Night painting by Vincent van Gogh? Ding Ding Ding! Correct! You just won the big prize! I lifetime supply of Spleenex! The Tissues For Your Spleen!
Finally, it’s time for…
Let’s name all of the state capitals in alphabetical order while playing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on piano and writing our name in Latin with our toes!
Just Kidding!
It’s time for…Actor Of The Week!
Emma Stone!
She has been in a BUNCH of famous movies including The Amazing Spider Man, La La Land, Spiderman: Homecoming, and The Croods. Click HERE to see what else Emma Stone has been in! I watched La La Land with my parents and had a great time watching it! Here is the trailer:
Write to ya soon! (And now for the most amazing Emoticon!)
I:-D
-Grace